Friday
Jun. 20, 2003
Divine Mathematics
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Poem: Divine Mathematics," by Ginger Andrews from Hurricane Sisters.
Divine Mathematics
In her second month of a three-month-long virus,
  which, according to half a dozen fellow victims,
  does not respond to antibiotics, my sister apologizes
  for needing to take her third nap of the day
  on my sofa. Homeless and divorced, she's relieved
  to know that a trip to the doctor most likely wouldn't
  do her any good, especially since she has no insurance
  coverage of any kind, except on her '78 Ford Fairmont,
  with its brand new master cylinder, which thanks to God
  and Les Schwab's low monthly payment plan,
  should be paid for by the end of the year,
  at which time she hopes to get a rotation,
  two new tires, and a badly needed front end alignment,
  all for just under a hundred bucks.
Literary Notes:
It's the birthday of poet Paul Muldoon, born in Portadown, Ireland (1951). He's the author of many collections of poetry including Moy Sand and Gravel (2002), which won the Pulitzer Prize for poetry this year.
It's the birthday of Vikram Seth, born in Calcutta, India (1952). He's the author of the novels A Suitable Boy (1993) and An Equal Music (2000).
Today is the anniversary of the day in 1893 when a jury in New Bedford, Massachusetts found Lizzie Borden innocent of the murders of Abby and Andrew Borden. It was one of the first widely publicized murder trials in the United States, and it inspired the nursery rhyme:
Lizzie Borden took an ax
and gave her mother forty whacks.
When she saw what she had done
she gave her father forty-one.
Lizzie Borden was the youngest daughter of the family, 
  but she was in her thirties at the time of the murders. She never married and 
  lived at home. She spent her time volunteering at the local hospital and teaching 
  Sunday school. Her father was the president of a bank and one of the richest 
  and stingiest men in town. Despite his wealth, he and his family lived in a 
  small cramped house with no running water. He liked to pick up junk on the road 
  and resell it for extra cash, and there was a broken padlock in his pocket on 
  the day he died. On a Thursday morning, August 4, 1892, Mr. Borden went to work 
  in the morning. He came home a few hours later and took a nap on the couch. 
  At about 11:15 AM, Lizzie began calling out to her neighbors saying that her 
  father had been killed. When the police arrived, his wife's body was found upstairs, 
  also dead. Mrs. Borden had actually received eighteen whacks with a hatchet, 
  and Mr. Borden had received ten. By 2:15 that same day, the local newspaper 
  had already published a story about the incident. Two days later, newspaper 
  reporters began to speculate on the guilt of Lizzie. She had been in the house 
  at the time of the murders, she had a lot of money to gain, and it turned out 
  that she had recently tried to buy poison at the pharmacy. The case soon became 
  a national story, covered by newspapers all over the country. The police based 
  their case entirely on circumstantial evidence, and they failed to convince 
  the jury. Lizzie was acquitted on June 20, 1894. Some people believed that a 
  jury was simply unwilling to condemn a woman to hang. No one else was ever tried 
  for the murder. After the trial, Lizzie bought herself a three-story mansion, 
  where she had running water for the first time in her life. The town of Fall 
  River, Massachusetts was ashamed of her until her death, but the house where 
  the murders occurred is now a bed and breakfast and museum. Lizzie Borden has 
  been the subject of a Broadway play, an opera, a novel, and a ballet. The nursery 
  rhyme about her appears in an English textbook for Japanese students, where 
  it is credited to Mother Goose.
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